Permanent Markers - Would it be a good idea to give my 5 year old permanent markers and tell her to make mommy's clothes prettier?

Would it be a good idea to give my 5 year old permanent markers and tell her to make mommy's clothes prettier?

...If I just found out my wife is having an affair?

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That or a bottle of bleach and put it all in the tub, tell the kid to wash her clothes.
ROFL...do it
Yes!
WTF?
Most definately.
whoooo yeaahh.!
go for it. maybe you could make it a teaching moment and work on the letters S L U and T.
dont sink to her level
if they are yellow and pink.. yes!! it could be interesting..
sure just make sure she doesn't do yours
Yes got for it
Nope cause your kid would get in trouble.No need to bring her/him in on it too.
LOL... I LIKE how you think.
HELL YEAH!
yeah go for it !
lmao. yes, do it!
go for it!
i think daddy should do that lol
Do it. Just don't regret it later!
Go for it!! Teach her how to spell whore and have her write it on the clothes!!
No. Do not include your child in any of you and your wife's messyness.
I told you he was just a friend...no not the shoes!
OMG..that's too funny. Being that i am a mother of 2......it would really hurt if you brought the kids into your marital problems. I wouldn't do it, find something else to do to her that doesn't involve the kids...lol...good luck sweetie
Good idea >=]
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you make your own child do that?
OMG NO! what if she did that to your clothes....and act your age mister! your sopsed to be the roll Model!
Yea that's a good idea! Is she old enough to use scissors? Those work too! Good luck!
Don't get your little one in trouble. Instead, treat her to some toasted marshmallows! You of course do this by setting a bonfire in the driveway with all of your wife's clothes.
No. tell your 5 year old that mommy and daddy are going to be living in different places nd that it was not their fault. then, YOU take her clothes and bleach them, throw them out, hide them, whatever. Crap on them if that makes you feel better. Don't let your kid do it. You do it. Then file for divorce.
hell yeah
no, ur wife may use it against u later
ROFL,I dare you Teach her how to spell whore and sl*t and tell her to write it on her mommy's clothes
revenge is the sweetest medicine!
No because then your wife would be very pissed at you and it would cause problems with your kid. DO NOT EVER GET YOUR KIDS INVOLVED IN YOU AND YOUR WIFE'S PROBLEMS EVER
That is not right to involve the kids no matter how you feel. I am sorry if that is the case but don't make put the kids i the middle.
yes. you should.