Permanent Markers - Would you rather: have twizzlers for hair or sharpie permanent markers for fingers?

Would you rather: have twizzlers for hair or sharpie permanent markers for fingers?

Things to consider: Twizzlers - grow like normal hair, so if you eat them you will be bald for a while - what happens when you shower? -when it is really hot they would get all sticky. Sharpies -Can't really bend you fingers, but where the joint begins you can pick stuff up. -have to live wit the fumes -They never run out Post you answer and why, and add some more of these fun, not gross, 'would you rather'

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Twizzlers for hair. I like licorice. I would just eat all my hair before I got in the shower. Twizzler hair grows REALLY quickly. I bet you didn't know that.
twizzlers all the way..i can wear hats and if i get hungry i can EAT MY HAIR!
Twizzlers for hair! With Twizzlers you could change your hair color everyday. You could have red hair one day, brown hair the next, black the day after that, and the next day you could rock a multicolored hairstyle. If you had Sharpies for fingers it would be hard to pick anything up because the sharpies wouldn't be very flexible.
I wouldn't want Sharpies for fingers. Every time I touched or adjusted my package I'd be all marked up. And don't get me started about masturbation. Would the Twizzlers grow from ALL the places I grow hair? If so, that sounds like fun!
the sharpies for sure. i can never find a pen when i need it. i love how they smell too! twizzlers would just get too messy
omg wow i would so want twizzlers for hair!! you can just eat them, and it would be sweet! i wouldnt want sharpies cuz what ever i touched would get black marker on it,, and i coudnt pick things up:P