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Survey: what fun can you have with a parachute, a limbo stick, magic markers, and lollipops?

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1. is this a joke question?
2. ur mom
3. World domination.
4. lollipops
5. spongebob would know.
6. color the limbo stick with magic markers and then limbo while parachuting and eating a lollipop! :-D
7. A 4 year olds birthday party...
8. I officially love you in a sister way. I would mark the parachute with the markers - " I need some". I would mark the limbo stick the same way and attach it to the parachute. I would use the lollipops as a substitute. Of course, that was before Sunday.
9. o o o don't forget the tweezers
10. You can jump out a plane while writing on your skin ,eating a lollipop..and if the chute doesn't open... you can use the limbo stick to break your fall.
11. One unforgetable Skydive
12. You could strip down, wear the parachute as a toga, draw a hello kitty on your face with the markers and torment drive through customers of Taco Bell with the limbo stick while sucking the lollipops in a sexually suggestive manner
13. ur mama was so stupid that she stared at the at the orange juice can because it said '' concentrate''
14. I would decorate the parachute with magic markers, and wear it as a cape with nothing else on. Whilst eating lollipops and running through the streets I would attack people with my limbo stick as a ninja might do, until I probably get arrested :)
15. color the parachute, attach the limbo stick like a hang glider, eat the lollipops, then jump off a cliff with the parachute. ;]
16. I suppose that's O.K., but, you really need a monkey and a tricycle and a big cowboy hat too.
17. Hmmmm. If i told you what i do with these things, then you might find the NSA/CIA will be at your door, so i will refrain. (oh i really wish i could tell you the thing with the lollipops and magic markers! DAMN!)
18. You can...jump out of a plane, have a fake sword fight in mid-air with a friend with the limbo stick, draw a picture of your friend in the air making a really scary face at you because he is free falling with the magic markers, and then pull your parachute just in time, all while sucking on dat lollipop.........................or you could just have a bonfire and burn it all :D
19. i could make a tent out of the parachute held up by the limbo stick then i could invite my little nephew over we could paint are faces like Indians and eat lollipops ...
20. O.k. so this is a true story ... all of these ingredients take away magic markers and add an inappropriate rap song were present at my 7 year old's latest school dance .... so I don't know if I really want to entertain other thoughts on this.
21. whomever can limbo under a limbo stick with a parachute, gets " WINNER" written on their bum with magic markers, and suck on lollipops
22. Yeah, sometimes I hate attending my 7 year old's school functions, but sometimes you have to suck it up as a parent...
23. Offhand I wuld say that you have the makings for a decent caliber fellatio training center.