Permanent Markers

Why wont my mom buy me the airplane glue, white out, WD-40, and magic markers I asked for for Christmas?

I aksed my mom for Airplane glue, so I cans put together my model airplane. The white out is for skool for when I be makin mistakes. The WD-40 is for my skweeky loker. And the magic markers is for colorin on my model airplane. WHys she not gonna get me this stuff? I want it real bad. Why is she so mean??

Public Comments

1. she doesn't want to see you in a huff
2. Are you sure your not sniffing that stuff??? LMAO
3. She thinks the fumes have already done enough damage to your brain cells and wants to protect the precious few you have left..
4. Dont forget the Keyboard Duster, those keys are lookin kinda dirty. Shes just really mean
5. Because you caught you snorting the hash-marks on the field when you begged to be in Pop-Warner football last year.
6. Sounds like shes just mean. Just kidding, why dont you ask her why? How would any of us know the reason?