Permanent Markers

Christians believe that magic is evil- what are their beliefs about magic markers?

Public Comments

1. That was really small minded.
2. magic eye , magic rub eraser, magic johnson too, yes all the devil
3. I believe the Southern Baptist Convention recently resolved that the reason they get you high is the evil magic.
4. The indelible ones are undeniably evil, especially when the kids use them to write on walls, cars, etc.
5. They're pure evil unless you're using them to draw penises on the side of passed out frat guys' mouths.
6. I bet they love magic mushrooms.
7. In the hands of a child they are evil! Paint comes off the wall and the magic marker stays...it's not natural ;)
8. They're not really magic....I've never understood why they called it that. Or why they call them tennis shoes when they will probably never been on a tennis court....ever.
9. Cain would be Abel to tell you.
10. No, no... Christians only believe that magic is evil when their god isn't the magician. After all, Christianity depends on a belief in god's magical powers. Personally, I like the magic markers that have the smells... the ones kindergarten kids use.
11. They are probably having protests against them in Alabama. They insist on calling them "life markers", sons of bitches.
12. Christians believe that, eh? I must have missed that memo at church. The Spoonful said it best: "It's magic if the music is groovy, and makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. I'll tell you 'bout the magic that will free your soul, but it's like tryin' to tell a stranger 'bout rock-'n'-roll."
13. [sniff, sniff] ahhhhhhh the sharpie is the true marker of god.